And so does his mom...and tonight, as I was backing out of our driveway, it was this book that came to mind. The following is my interpretation of the events that ensued while backing out of our very steep, very dark circa 1925 driveway this evening, as told in the prose of Don and Audrey Wood.
Well, hello little driver of the weak dented Honda, what are you doing?
But driver of a weak dented Honda, haven't you heard about the big, hungry Nissan Xterra? It can smell a Pitch Black Honda from a mile away. Especially one that has just parked in front of its driveway!
VROOM VROOM VROOM... the Nissan Xterra will squeal its way down its steep, dark driveway and CRUNCH CRASH CRACK the weak dented Honda into a million tiny pieces.
It doesn't matter who you are, or where you are hiding.
Quick! There is only one way in the whole wide world to stop the hungry Nissan Xterra from crunching the dented black Honda.
Turn on your headlights, maybe even flash those brights a time or two. Open your eyes to see that you parked in front of the hungry Nissan Xterra's driveway and MOVE YO' CAR, Dumbass.*
*Some literary liberties taken
Seriously, who parks in front of a driveway? Get. a. clue.
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